ASSAD IS KILLED BY WIFE
BREAKING NEWS
Bashar Al-Assad has been assassinated by his wife, Asmaa al Assad. Asmaa allegedly stabbed him in his sleep while they were in bed in their palace in Damascus.
It has been leaked that Asmaa killed the dictator out of revenge for the death of her Al-Jazeera lover Mohammed. Reports tell us that she has fled back to the UK where she was born.
This news comes in the middle of a massive unfortunate series of events in Syria. The death of Assad will probably put an end to all the conflict.
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