The Onion.
An extremist religious group known as “Lehi” (named after a prophet from the Church of Latter Day Saints) has been reinvigorated by the recent “lack of Israeli nationalism” in the cabinet, according to their twitter page. @Lehiforlife: “We grow weary of the lack of direction our government has in regards to the future of the Israeli people.”
The CIA has proven that there are at least 50 members located throughout the State of Israel. Shocking still, intelligence uncovered evidence of Lehi operatives in the government of Israel as well. Could it be that Israel has been against us this entire time? What is the truth? What are lies? Have we been burning the wrong books? More news to come.
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