I may not be a specialist, I may not be smart, but I sure as
hell know what is going on in the world. There is a serious nutrition overdose
in the West and way too much marijuana in the Middle East. Let me explain.
Marijuana. Do you think those Arabs sit around smoking “shisha” all day? How can you entertain yourself with that for hours? While in the West we move toward liberalization of this “medicine”, it remains illegal in most of the world. The problem is: drugs are only addictive when they are illegal. There’s just no denying that fact. Governments are drugging their people into a stupor, creating a generation of addicts who sit complacently while their governments destroy the world.
Never fear, there are people concerned with the plight of the world like Mary Guiness. “Now that you mention it, I’ve met an Arab who smokes marijuana. That’s crazy. They all must be addicts. This is a serious problem!” At which point Mary called her boss to quit her job in order to dedicate her life to the liberalization of marijuana.
Feedings. In the West we have been overfeeding ourselves and in particular, overfeeding our politicians. If politicians have ever felt hungry, they wouldn’t be worrying about everything going on. If they had real problems, they wouldn’t have troops. If they felt the suffering of their people, the delicate organisms we call “politicians” would surely decay. We’re too… not hungry. Let’s build some backbone.
Henry James from our great state of Alabama agrees that our politicians are being feed too much. “We should cut back on feedings and maybe things will get done around here.” He points to overfeeding as the main reason for the economic recession of 2008. “If you want things done, you make sure there’s food on the other side of what you want done. You gotta give politicians something tasty, something they want. But without twinkies, we’re s**t out of luck now.”
- A concerned Blogger
Marijuana. Do you think those Arabs sit around smoking “shisha” all day? How can you entertain yourself with that for hours? While in the West we move toward liberalization of this “medicine”, it remains illegal in most of the world. The problem is: drugs are only addictive when they are illegal. There’s just no denying that fact. Governments are drugging their people into a stupor, creating a generation of addicts who sit complacently while their governments destroy the world.
Never fear, there are people concerned with the plight of the world like Mary Guiness. “Now that you mention it, I’ve met an Arab who smokes marijuana. That’s crazy. They all must be addicts. This is a serious problem!” At which point Mary called her boss to quit her job in order to dedicate her life to the liberalization of marijuana.
Feedings. In the West we have been overfeeding ourselves and in particular, overfeeding our politicians. If politicians have ever felt hungry, they wouldn’t be worrying about everything going on. If they had real problems, they wouldn’t have troops. If they felt the suffering of their people, the delicate organisms we call “politicians” would surely decay. We’re too… not hungry. Let’s build some backbone.
Henry James from our great state of Alabama agrees that our politicians are being feed too much. “We should cut back on feedings and maybe things will get done around here.” He points to overfeeding as the main reason for the economic recession of 2008. “If you want things done, you make sure there’s food on the other side of what you want done. You gotta give politicians something tasty, something they want. But without twinkies, we’re s**t out of luck now.”
- A concerned Blogger
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