Dramatic Turn of Events in the Middle East

A video report from the Free Syrian Army was recently uncovered on their website, showing Syrian rebels proudly displaying their chemical weapons. Translation of the dialogue seems to indicate that the rebels repelled an attack from Hezbollah, who tried to grab control of the weapons. Yesterday’s video was timed at 4:37PM Eastern European Central Time.

In a remarkable turn of events, a report emerged early this morning that the chemical weapons held by the Syrian rebels have been covertly disabled by unknown external forces.